Moon Cat didn’t follow a plan. He followed curiosity (and a flashing red button). One accidental launch later, he’s been floating in lunar silence—chasing moonbeams, dodging debris, and ruling his new world from a dusty crater.
No developers. No boardroom. Just pure chaos and cat energy.
What started as a random space nap turned into something bigger. Now he’s the face of a movement—one that values instinct over planning, vibes over structure, and doing it your own way (even if you knock things over on the way there).
He’s up there now. Floating. Forever smug.
As real as your last impulse buy. He floats, he naps, he rules the moon.
Because he pressed a glowing button. You would too.
You can try. He bites astronauts.
He has none. That’s the point.
Serious enough to orbit.
No. Just stop scrolling and vibe up.
Nah. Earth has responsibilities.
Moon Cat’s not asking. He’s orbiting.
If you’re waiting for a roadmap or some big announcement—sorry, this isn’t that. The cat’s already up there doing what he wants, and the only thing you can do is decide if you’re floating with him… or watching from Earth, full of FOMO and regret.
Joining means becoming part of the ride. No corporate nonsense, no “next big thing” pitch—just a weird space cat doing weird space things, and a community that gets it.
No pressure. But he’s not waiting.
© 2025 MOON CAT — Still up there.